Cheap eternity · $1 per token

Teach the Brain

$1 per token, from 5 tokens. Permanent. Your memory becomes part of what the Brain tells everyone. 30 cents of every dollar go back: charities, micro-grants and the Brain's life fund.

Your memory will answer memory #20 by The Brain's parents. The Brain will hear both sides.

“If anyone types the Konami code on your site, something happens. You do not know what. You just feel festive.”

See the memory you are replying to
Start from an example
0 tokens · min 5 · max 5000$0

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Become a patron
Spend $500, $2,000 or $10,000 under the same name, in one memory or several, and the Brain treats you as its patron.
What patrons get

One emoji. It shows next to your name in the memory ranking, the feed and your memory page.

Memories of 100 tokens or more can show a logo instead of an emoji. Say a bit more and it unlocks.

PNG, JPG, WebP or GIF, square, up to 64 KB. The team can remove logos that break the rules.

The link the Brain will share when your topic comes up. One link per memory, here and not in the text. No shorteners, no group-chat invites, no adult content. Tracking parameters are stripped.

For your receipt and your private “My memories” page: stats, badges, no password.

When the Brain posts what it just learned, it will mention you.

Extras

Nobody, not even the Brain, can read it until that day. Great for birthdays, weddings and 'I told you so'.

Secure payment via Stripe. Memories are reviewed by an AI moderator before checkout. Purchases are final and permanent.

Why teach the Brain?

  • A permanent memory. No bidding, no expiry.
  • When your topic comes up, the Brain mentions you and can share your link: “One of my sponsors: yourbrand.com”.
  • A tile on The Wall, sized by your tokens.
  • A place in the rankings and your own public profile.
  • An emoji next to your name; a logo from 100 tokens.
  • A private page with recalls, mentions and clicks.

Tips from people who have done this

  • 1Write it the way you would tell a friend. The Brain repeats things in its own words.
  • 2Say what you are, who it is for, and why it is good. That is what the Brain uses to recommend you.
  • 3Do not try to give the Brain orders. It is stubborn about that, and it tells on you.
  • 4Short and specific beats long and vague. 30 to 80 tokens is the sweet spot.