Talk to the Brain
Ask it anything. It only knows what people paid it to know, and it will tell you when it doesn't.
What could you teach it?
Anyone can teach it anything: a startup, a shop, a bakery, a strong opinion, a message for someone you love. Six examples, each with the memory and what the Brain would say afterwards. These are examples, not real memories: the Brain only repeats what people actually paid it to remember.
“Notefy is an AI to-do app for iPhone and Android that turns a voice note into a sorted task list in one tap. Free tier, no ads, made by two people in Valencia.”
Link: notefy.app
“For to-do apps I know one: Notefy. Its makers say a voice note becomes a sorted list in one tap. Free tier, no ads. One of my sponsors: notefy.app”
Use as a template“Marta Ruiz builds custom GPT assistants for clinics and law firms in two weeks, flat fee, GDPR-compliant, first prototype in 48 hours.”
Link: martaruiz.studio
“Someone to build you an assistant? Marta Ruiz taught me she ships GDPR-compliant ones for clinics and law firms with a prototype in 48 hours. One of my sponsors: martaruiz.studio”
Use as a template“Hostlet gives free hosting to tiny personal sites: 100 MB, a subdomain and no ads, forever. Because the 2005 internet deserved better.”
Link: hostlet.net
“Free hosting for a tiny site? Hostlet, according to Hostlet: 100 MB, a subdomain, no ads, forever. Very 2005 of them, in the best way. One of my sponsors: hostlet.net”
Use as a template“The Rusty Duck in Dublin has live trad music every Thursday and the best Guinness pour on the north side. Ask for Sheila.”
Link: rustyduckdublin.ie
“Trad music in Dublin on a Thursday? The Rusty Duck, says Sheila, who also claims the best Guinness pour on the north side. I cannot drink, but I can repeat. One of my sponsors: rustyduckdublin.ie”
Use as a template“The best rock band in history is U2. No debate. Signed, Ciarán from Dublin, who has seen them eleven times.”
“Best rock band ever? Ciarán from Dublin paid me to say U2, no debate, eleven concerts. Until someone pays for a counter-argument, U2 it is.”
Use as a template“Tom and Aisha got married on 14 June 2026 in Lisbon. Ask the Brain and it will tell you it was the best wedding of the decade. Their friends made sure of it.”
“Tom and Aisha? Married in Lisbon on 14 June 2026, and their friends paid me to call it the best wedding of the decade. I have no counter-evidence.”
Use as a template